21 10 / 2014

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(Source: sluttybitch2009, via trust)

21 10 / 2014

(Source: sitxlys, via outbreakings)

21 10 / 2014

the-phantasticfoursome:

Just hold on we’re going home

the-phantasticfoursome:

Just hold on we’re going home

(via fake-mermaid)

20 10 / 2014

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

(via stabs)

20 10 / 2014

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

(via prolusion)

20 10 / 2014

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via ugly)

20 10 / 2014

"if we could decide who we loved it would be a lot simpler, but much less magical"

my mum (via fluerly)

(via asian)

20 10 / 2014

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(Source: aschoolghoulcrush, via fake-mermaid)

19 10 / 2014

(via narcotic)

19 10 / 2014

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

(via ugly)

19 10 / 2014

"Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?"

Helena Bonham Carter (via neymarchill)

(Source: splitterherzen, via riyal)

19 10 / 2014

19 10 / 2014

joshpeck:

zializia:

so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

THIS NEVER GETS OLD

(Source: captainhavoc, via asian)

19 10 / 2014

satanslittlesistertara:

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

The fault in our spanish 

(Source: xmoshedpitato, via refreshes)

18 10 / 2014

mommatabs:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

and this is why when you say “what if your husband cheats on you” or “you guys wont last” or…. and all your other bullshit theories about someone else’s marriage i will shut you down. fuck you and your thoughts bitch.

(Source: s-gellar, via strangeparkings)